We've picked out some new celebrity homes if Trump wins

Trump has been dominating the headlines with his run for the White House. As a result there have been a few celebs to respond that if he becomes president they’re moving to Canada. YP NextHome wants to assure them that they’ll love it here. We’ve even picked out their new homes for them, we’re sure they’ll be comfortable with the fabulous real estate in ideal locations we’ve got to offer.

So where will those celebs live?

Miley Cyrus, if Trump wins, you can move to Vancouver.

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Courtesy of Miley Cyrus’ Instagram

Miley Cyrus says it #aintapartyindausaanymo.

Miley we know you just bought your Hidden Hills mansions late in 2015. But if you’re leaving L.A., then what better place to relocate than West Van? Aston Hill by British Pacific Properties is our pick for you.

The location is perfect. As the pop star you are – as well as the founder of the Happy Hippie Foundation – you’ll love this West Van community. It’s a good mix of modern and inclusive, with access to great culture, diversity and art.

There’s an international airport within reach for jetsetting and west coast escapes – from Tofino for surfing to hitting the slopes in Whistler – to create the ideal lifestyle. You’ll be close to the big city action of Vancouver, but removed enough that you can enjoy a home with some property and privacy – and a view of the ocean.

The super-cool and super-exclusive community is surrounded by greenspace and features homes with designer finishes and elegant accents. In fact, the Aston Hill kitchen has your Hidden Hills kitchen beat by miles with its premium appliances and counter space! We’ve selected the Aston 8 – a three-bedroom plus den with water view.

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Aston Hill


Jon Stewart, if Trump wins, you can move to Calgary.

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Courtesy of Donald Trumps’ Twitter

Jon Stewart, you’re going to have to move to Calgary to escape Trump. Yes, as you told People last year, “If Donald Trump is elected President: “Clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.” Not the planet Jon… not the whole planet, just the U.S. of A. Here in Canada, we’ve got a fun-loving, Obama-bromancing, yoga-posing prime minister who may be scaring folks with the potential for an astronomical deficit – or not – but who certainly won’t be photo-opped hand-holding with Trump.

Jon, we’ve found your satirically funny and thoroughly spot-on-the-political-humour self a great property with some land. Your wife and you can move the New Jersey Animal Sanctuary up to Alberta and enjoy the gorgeous landscape there, with enough room to roam and graze for all of the rescued animals.

Long known for your compassion and dedication to animals, you’ll fit right in here in Canada. The location is a perfect match because Canada has an abundance of beautiful farmland. In the midst of cattle country, just north of Cowtown, in Leslieville, Alberta, we’ve found a breath-taking modern log cabin on 22 acres of land. The home itself is 2,328 sq. ft. with features like a natural wood cathedral ceiling, and spectacular craftsmanship in the finishes.

The three-bedroom, two-bathroom home has a mountain view and faces the open valley. There is three quarters of a mile of creek frontage with a waterfall flowing into a 35-ft. deep fish pond! There is a caretaker’s house, bunkie and storage building – and plenty of space for the animals to roam free in the fresh air. Just invite us over once you’ve settled in!

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Whoopi Goldberg, if Trump wins you can move to Toronto.

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Courtesy of Donald Trump’s Twitter

Moving north may mean leaving your gracious Georgian mansion in New Jersey’s gated community of Llewellyn Park, but if the ballots are cast for The Donald, Whoopi, you said you’d start packing. We’re waiting with open arms in Toronto for you Whoopi! You’ll love it here. So much to do, so much to enjoy, but still the ability to enjoy your privacy and personal life. It’s really the best of both worlds, and with comparable weather to Jersey, what more could you ask for than a sprawling estate home in Lawrence Park?

You’ll enjoy an upscale and exclusive townhome community. Canterbury Lawrence Park by Tribute Communities is defined by classic elegance. The English Georgian style architecture is pretty phenomenal, it’s all finished with top shelf luxury and the private rooftop terraces overlook Stratford Park and area ravines.

It’s the perfect combo of city and suburb or elegance and comfort. It’s you, Whoopi, it’s you! Starting at just under $1 million for a home in this brand new development, you’ve got three bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms with space for gracious entertaining. And Torontonians are known for entertaining!

Raven-Symoné, Rosie O’Donnell, Rev Al Sharpton, and Samuel L. Jackson, there are plenty of other incredible properties and we hope we’ll see you here too. If Trump is elected, Canada is braced to become even more fun-and-talent-filled. So come for the comfortable, friendly, safe communities, stay for the politics and politeness!

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Canterbury Lawrence Park


Cher, if Trump wins, you can move to Montreal.

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Courtesy of Cher’s Twitter

Cher, you’ve been very vocal (I know, gasp! Shocking.) about your disdain for a country where Trump could be king – er – President. You’ve tweeted that you’re going to be moving to Jupiter if it comes to pass. While we can’t recommend a nice spot on our solar system’s largest planet, we can totally see you easing into living in Montreal.

In 2013, you put all of your California properties on the market – the beach house in Venice, the $5.5 million Hollywood condo and the $45 million Malibu mansion. You’d already sold off the Hawaiian haven in 2010 at an auction for $8.7 million and the home in Aspen previously. You’ve got a thing for real estate and a larger than life sense of style, but you’ve also got that unique, creative side, and your strong drive and decades-spanning career proves that you’ve got the talent and passion. While we know you’ll miss the sunshine, the summers are about as good as it gets in Canada and we think you’ll love the lifestyle – the escapes to the Laurentians, the creative vibe of Montreal and life near the mountain. We’ve found a stunning two-bedroom penthouse that would suit you to a T (T for totally awesome!).

Located in the Old Montreal neighbourhood, the two-bedroom three-bath penthouse was two condos but has been converted into one, and it is reminiscent of your Hollywood condo. Not a sprawling mansion, it’s got that perfect blend of chic and comfort to make it an ideal place for a hitmaker like yourself to live. Just $2,998,000 buys a hard loft conversion with glass, steel and concrete overlooking the city and the Saint Lawrence. Soaring ceilings, beautiful built-ins and a spectacular mix of industrial-meets-modern finishes and upgrades makes this our pick for you.

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555 Rue de la Commune Ouest

Main photo sources: imdb (Jon Stewart), Miley Cyrus’s Instagram, imdb (Whoopi Goldberg) and Cher’s Instagram

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